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where in the world do you find pantyhose with a crotch BIG enough??

Well Kevin is on the wagon again, it seems he fell UP (?) some stairs and decided to give it up for Lent. Though he will have a few, St. Paddy's Day to celebrate the 1st Anniversary of Totie's broken jaw.

Just to show you that Gays are not the only ones who can't make up their minds, Jim & Lona are OFF again, Third time's a charm.

Lee C, granted Kirk Douglas was very SEXY, but I don't think he got that cleft in his chin by doing nose dives off his motorcycle. Better get a bigger helmet, or ease up on the Budweiser. You are to pretty for pavement plastic surgery.

Aunt Sophie and about 50 of her friends had a surprize, belated Birthday Party for our Editor, Dan Fields. Dan said" It was a very long drive back from Lorain."

Well you can certainly tell spring is in the air, you can tell by Da Sleeze's station wagon, nicknamed The Evilmobile, being at Edgewater every afternoon about 4:30pm.

Shamu, the banana-colored Tux, I could have expected. However, the black leather pants, boots, cap AND body harness was a surprize, to say the least, to all of us. Miss Bette, you never looked better.

Mike N., the Procurer of ACTION, was at it again this past weekend in Lorain. A half-a-dozen other people were invovled, also. You know Mike, they say, "It's cheaper by the dozen".

What's this I hear about Danny K. being on the wagon, too? It must run in the family!!

Well I was having a cocktail at Exedra on Hawaiian Krazy Nite, and guess who walked in? KISS, all four of them, and they look a lot sexier out of make-up than in it.

The "RITA Award for the Oddest Drag Queen on the Face of the Earth", must go to Miss Nellie Raunch. You all know her as Dirty Paul from the 620 Club.

We are all trying to decide what Brian is going to do with Pat's Aunt?

The Vaults won't have to be dusted or swept for a month, after Mike D. pranced through in her costume at Mardi Gras.

Be.

Department of, A Star, She'll Never

Mrs. Hayfield and her Ho-Jo Maid's costume. Who does she think she is? She can't even do windows right. However, I would love to barrow that feather duster for about a year!!

Big Daddy, I just loved your blue tiara, J.J. said, "You had it made by Mr. Woolworths". Is that true? And where is his Shoppe?

Is everyone calling John, Ratchet because his tricks are interchangeable? Well, at least that's what Bill told me.

Roger went to the clinic, for his monthly check-up, and in passing used the phrase, "One of my tricks". He was then asked, and I swear this is the exact wording, "You mean you charge, to go to bed with another guy?"

Really Roger, I know you are good, but don't get any ideas. There are laws, Dear.

Chevy Bob has been sticking to his diet very well, and he is looking real good. Congratulations, Bob.

A tip of RITA'S Bonnet to Jim S., I would have never believed you could form a good chorus line from that crew. Excellent!! And those gold outfits you designed were sharp.

Speaking of Tower City Corps' chorus line, all the guys were great, but Al & David really shined.

Bill Y., did you have special pockets in those pants? For the life of me, I can not figure out how you got all those hankies next to those HOT buns!!

Till next month TA-TA.

LOVE, RITA

To my friend in Canton, Have a nice day. LOVE, RITA

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